Greenland doesn't care about Vance's frail ego
... Sometime in the 15th century, the Norse Greenlanders vanished and nothing in the historical record can say whether it was famine, disease or the sheer chilly isolation that finished them off. Their disappearance, writes the journalist Jon Gertner in his excellent book The Ice at the End of the World, remains one of European historys supreme mysteries.
You no longer have to make iceberg-dodging approaches to the coast by ship: you can get a plane. And when you get there and find yourself improperly attired, you dont have to get native Greenlanders to make you clothing from reindeer hide thats been arduously chewed until its soft enough to stitch (which is how Peary got himself fitted out) ...
... Nuuk is the size of a small market town, and wilderness presses in as soon as you reach its limits. Hard, black volcanic rocks rear up from the shallow turf. There are no roads connecting Greenlands settlements: the terrain is too rugged.
The weather turned the day I was going home. It was touch and go whether my connection to Iceland would be able to take off at all: I believe it was the last flight to leave Greenland for 48 hours ...
The lesson the Vances should take from their ill-fated expedition is that Greenland doesnt care about human ambition and desires. Donald Trumps attempt to take possession of it is just another episode in its contested history. But, even today, you cannot simply stroll on to the island and take it. So far, the Greenlanders themselves have made it very clear that they wont be welcoming this new generation of American adventurers.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/mar/29/a-tip-for-jd-vance-greenland-doesnt-care-about-your-frail-human-ego

tanyev
(45,882 posts)Sure, Greenland has stuff we want. Why not work out something with a formerly close ally to, yknow, pay for that stuff? Why instantly escalate to beating war drums?
progressoid
(51,164 posts)Cha
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colorado_ufo
(6,032 posts)Grenada!
Cha
(309,101 posts)TY
GiqueCee
(2,044 posts)... Take a hint, Vance, you arrogant shit: NEVER fuck with the Inuits. Unless, of course, you fancy a one-way trip to visit the bottom the Davis Strait as lunch for a Greenland shark. Hell, those bad boys live for more than 300 years! Some of the oldest ones are probably still digesting the last of those pesky Norsies.