Jeff Tiedrich - rejoice, America! Dear Leader's gonna lower the price of the 'fat shot drug'
yesterday at the White House, a bewildered old man in obvious cognitive decline somehow wandered in off the street. the Secret Service must have taken pity on the pathetic old coot, because they did nothing to stop him as he shuffled into the Oval Office and started free-associating into the microphone.
Ill tell you a story, a friend of mine whos a business
man, very very very top guy, most of you would have heard of him. highly neurotic. brilliant businessman. uh, seriously overweight. and he takes the fat the fat shot
drug. and he called me up, and he said, uh, president he calls me president, he used to call me Donald, now he calls me president, so thats nice respect, but hes a rough guy, smart guy. very successful, very rich. I wouldnt even know how he would know this but, cause hes got comments, uh president, could I ask you a question? I said what. Im in London and I just paid for this damned fat drug I take. I said its not working. he said, he said, I just paid eighty-eight dollars and in New York I paid thirteen hundred dollars, what the hell is going on?
what the fuck was that?
are you telling me that was the actual president of the United States up there, gibbering like a lunatic?
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