Jeff Tiedrich - Iran taunts Donny: "your mother was a hamster"

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as with All Things Donny, the more we learn about any of his alleged ‘accomplishments,’ the stupider it gets. current case in point: this whole fucktangle in Iran.

let’s review everything we’ve been told so far. first, the Mad King announced that he had dropped a billiontyleven bunkiebuster bombs on top of all them uranium enrichment sites, and they blowed up good. they blowed up real good.

Iran’s shit was fucked forever, we were told. total obliteration!

but then we found out that maybe those sites didn’t blow up real good, that they only blowed up sort-of good, and that ‘fucked forever’ actually meant ‘inconvenienced for a couple of months.’ oh, and we also learned that President Blabbermouth gave Iran enough advance warning they had time to move all their enriched uranium to a secret location — and now we have no idea where it is.

of course this high profile, performative, one-time bombing was ACTUALLY a strategic & tactical failure.

Remember "Shock and Awe" day, circa 2003? The idea that one blast from a Death Star Weapon wins a conflict before it starts is a DUMB, DISPROVED IDEA that evil people always seem to believe.

— Josh Dobbin (@joshdobbin.bsky.social) 2025-06-23T14:52:50.557Z

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/iran-taunts-donny-your-mother-was il

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1. I just came back from vacationing in Scotland

Where you can see that castle. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castle_Stalker

It is on an island so you can only see it from shore unless you plan way ahead for a limited number of boat visits.

Nevertheless, it was a highlight for the spontaneous reenactments.