The Borowitz Report: Bondi Fires DOJ Employee After Finding Copy of Constitution on his Desk

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Link: https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/bondi-fires-doj-employee-after-finding-039

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it a “serious breach of the Department of Justice’s code of conduct,” on Thursday Attorney General Pam Bondi announced that she had terminated a career DOJ employee who was caught with a copy of the U.S. Constitution on his desk.

Bondi said that the employee, who had worked at the department for 37 years, had “raised suspicions” by using “telltale phrases like ‘due process’” in DOJ memos.

At Bondi’s direction, US marshals ransacked his office, discovered the offending document, and frog-marched him out of the building.

Bondi took the opportunity to remind all DOJ staffers that the U.S. Constitution is on the Republican Party’s banned reading list.

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This is simultaneously funny and sad, because it's mostly TRUE.

[marble falls]

1. What makes Borowitz think this is a joke? DoJ is trying to go after Congressmembers for telling active duty ...

... military to not follow illegal orders.

[lastlib]

2. Didn't sound like satire.....

I put nothing fascistic past EvaBlondi