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Thu Jun 11, 2026, 05:22 PM 22 hrs ago

'The Nipple Crisis In A Room Built For Nuclear War' - jojofromjerz

"There are deeply disturbing allegations that Donald Trump inflicted horrific abuse on a young woman, possibly a child, inside Jeffrey Epstein’s New York mansion."

"Allegations so serious, his inner circle had to meet in the Situation Room to discuss them.
How the fuck is this not the biggest scandal in the world right now?"

"The Situation Room."

"Unless you’re hiding beneath a sun-blasted rock in the Oklahoma panhandle, splitting a can of beans with three lizards, a one-eyed goat and a coffee can full of mysterious screws, you’ve heard of it."

Continued at link:

https://open.substack.com/pub/jojofromjerz/p/a-nipple-crisis-in-a-room-built-for?r=r38w4&utm_medium=ios

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'The Nipple Crisis In A Room Built For Nuclear War' - jojofromjerz (Original Post) sop 22 hrs ago OP
'splitting a can of beans with three lizards, a one-eyed goat and a coffee can full of mysterious screws" eppur_se_muova 22 hrs ago #1
I loves me some J.J. from J.. Botany 22 hrs ago #2

eppur_se_muova

(42,793 posts)
1. 'splitting a can of beans with three lizards, a one-eyed goat and a coffee can full of mysterious screws"
Thu Jun 11, 2026, 05:31 PM
22 hrs ago

I like her phrasing even more than the Simpsons quote I posted earlier:

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=21298159

Botany

(78,079 posts)
2. I loves me some J.J. from J..
Thu Jun 11, 2026, 05:35 PM
22 hrs ago

If it is a hoax then just release the files just like if Donald Trump was innocent of sexually assaulting
E. Jean Carroll then all he had to do was give a DNA sample but he refused to do so and his lawyers
were able to stop other members of Trump’s family from giving a DNA sample for that trial.

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