Favorite Stupid Song Lyric - Go!

[Schlocko]

Such a rich vein of material, almost infinite, such as:

“Like Angie Dickinson in ‘Big Bad Mama’
You’re starring in your own B-movie drama!”

[The Wandering Harper]

1. Metallica, "Whiplash"

Bang your head against the stage like you never did before
Make it ring, make it bleed, make it really sore

[JoseBalow]

2. Nanook Rubs It - Frank Zappa

So many, it's impossible to pick one 'favorite'
but I like this one...

He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye
He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye
And the husky wee-wee, I mean the doggie wee-wee
Has blinded me, and I can't see, temporarily

[The Wandering Harper]

4. Frank Zappa was the first artist that came to mind

but the first actual favorite stupid lyrics that I recalled were the ones from Metallica

[NNadir]

17. I might be moving to Montana soon, to raise me up, some dental floss.

The music to that silly song is phenomenal.

That album was, to my mind, his masterpiece.

(I especially liked it, because my girlfriend, later my wife, used to sing along with "Dirty Love." )

[JoseBalow]

18. Nothing but the best for my dog!

My first album of his, great stuff! Oh, how I love it so

[Schlocko]

23. Intentionally stupid, but yes, stupid.

When I was a teenager, I once tried to convince my Dad to tell a waitress in a DC hotel that we were dental floss farmers from Montana. He didn’t go for it.

[WestMichRad]

29. I have to disagree

Silly, yes, but not stupid.

Did you know a montana is the name for a dental instrument? It’s the gismo a hygienist uses to scrape scale off your teeth.


So it’s a play on words, elaborated into a warped fantasy. Not stupid, IMHO. And with a pretty good tune backing it up!

[Walleye]

32. Kiss my aura, Dora, right here on the flora, how about you, Fawna? Do you wanna?

Just couldn’t make that dynamo hum.

[True Dough]

3. Anything

by Ted Nugent or Kid Rock.

And this:

“Only time will tell if we stand the test of time.”

-Van Halen, Why Can't This Be Love

Very deep stuff!

[JoseBalow]

7. Wango Tango?

[quaint]

5. Elvis, baby, is All Shook Up.

When she touched my hand, what a chill I got
Her lips are like a volcano that's hot
I'm proud to say that she's my buttercup

[quaint]

6. 2nd choice Dylan (even him), I Shall Be Free No. 10

Now I gotta friend who spends his life
Stabbing my picture with a Bowie-knife
Dreams of strangling me with a scarf
When my name comes up he pretends to barf

[Glorfindel]

8. I have never known what to make of this. Doesn't get any stupider.

I blame drugs.

"
Here come old flat-top, he come groovin' up slowly
He got ju-ju eyeball, he one holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker, he just do what he please
Shoot me
Shoot me
Shoot me
Shoot me
He wear no shoeshine, he got toe-jam football
He got monkey finger, he shoot Coca-Cola
He say, "I know you, you know me"
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free
Come together, right now
Over me
Shoot me
Shoot me
Shoot me
He bag production, he got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard, he one spinal cracker
He got feet down below his knee
Hold you in his armchair, you can feel his disease
Come together, right now
Over me
Shoot me
Right!
Come, come, come, come, come
He roller-coaster, he got early warnin'
He got muddy water, he one mojo filter
He say, "One and one and one is three"
Got to be good-lookin' 'cause he's so hard to see
Come together, right now
Over me
Shoot me
Shoot me
Shoot me
Ugh!
Come together, yeah
Come together, yeah
Come together, yeah
Come together, yeah
Come together, yeah
Come together, yeah
Come together, yeah
Oh, come together, yeah
Come together, yeah
Come together"

[Schlocko]

10. In 7th Grade, I was told the song is about VD.

No, I don’t get it, either.

[JoseBalow]

20. "My balls feel like a pair of maracas"

(2:23)

[quaint]

14. Let me explain, he got feet down below his knees. 😇. Of course, you are trippingly correct.

BeatlesBible says...

Come Together’ was composed for Timothy Leary’s campaign to stand against Ronald Reagan as governor of California. Leary and his wife Rosemary had traveled to Montreal for John and Yoko’s bed-in for peace, which took place on 1 June 1969. The Learys participated in the recording of Lennon’s ‘Give Peace A Chance’, and were both namechecked in the lyrics.

[ProfessorGAC]

16. Oddly Enough, Though...

...it's a fun song to sing.
Here's my proof...
https://m.soundcloud.com/user-134084288/come-together

[Archae]

21. John wrote this after hearing about a college professor...

Who was teaching the "true meanings" of Beatles songs.

So it sounds like John was just trolling that professor.

[WestMichRad]

31. That fits with my long held opinion that

… they were making fun of how seriously everyone seemed to take their lyrics, trying to find deeper meanings. “Let’s do this song with completely nonsensical lyrics and see what people come up with, trying to read a hidden message in it.” They probably enjoyed some good laughs about it, especially since it became a very popular tune.

[SARose]

28. Timothy Leary

requested it for his California Governor race. His theme was “Come Together.”

Old lady long time Beatle fan. 🤩

[Montauk6]

9. Some that come to mind...

Isaac Hayes - Good Love 6-9969
Anytime, uh, I think I planted another garden path in my face HA HA HA HAAA!!!!

Tom Waits - Step Right In
It gives you an erection that wins that election...

PDQ Bach - Classical Rap
Your daughter take flute and dancing too
Your son takes piano, guitar and kung fu
The baby's allergic to cotton not silk
The cat can only drink gerbil milk

[some_of_us_are_sane]

11. Gilly Gilly Ossenfeffer Katzenellenbogen by the Sea

My sister taught me this when I was a teenie thing.

[justaprogressive]

12. If you're sure...!

Fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads
fish heads fish heads eat 'em up yummm!

[Different Drummer]

13. This part of Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention's "Call Any Vegetable."

"Call any vegetable and the chances are good
That a vegetable will respond to you."

[JoseBalow]

19. "Vegetables dream of responding to you!"

[Mad_Dem_X]

15. From the song Is There Something I Should Know

by Duran Duran:

"Don't say you're easy on me/You're about as easy as a nuclear war."

[Archae]

22. The lyrics of "Rockin' Me Baby."

By Steve Miller Band.

[vanamonde]

24. Lo lo lo lo lo Edouard Khil

Russian superstar
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[vanamonde]

25. Smell of Incense

West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band


...What happened to her childhood dreams?
The sidewalk smothers us tomorrow...

I thought that was really trippy.

[NoRethugFriends]

26. MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark All the sweet, green icing flowing down

[Shambala]

27. "Kiss me with your mouth"

I actually like this song but remember the KROQ djs and my friends making fun of the lyrics “what else is she gonna kiss you with”

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[WestMichRad]

30. Gong- Perfect Mystery

From their album You

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“…Look up in the air
The Octave Doctor's there!
And when he strokes his gong
Your middle eye comes on

What a surprise!
She looked around for Zero
But he'd lost his eyes
In a fruitcake”

[synni]

33. Hikaru Utada's classic:

"You're easy-breezy
And I'm Japanese-y."