In the Produce Department 🌸🌹🌺🌻🌼

[justaprogressive]

A lady walks up and she says “excuse me.”

He says “yes”.

She asks “where’s the broccoli? I can’t find the broccoli.”

He says “oh, I’m really sorry ma’am, we ran out of broccoli. We will have some tomorrow morning.” He goes back to work and is stacking the oranges and hears behind him “Mr., Mr.” He turns around and it’s the same lady.

“Where’s the broccoli at. You got any broccoli?”

He says, “No ma’am, we’re fresh out of broccoli. We’ll have some tomorrow morning.” He goes back to work, and a couple minutes later this woman walks right up in his face and says “How come I can’t find any broccoli?”

He says “lady, do me a favor, will you?”

She says “what?”

He says “indulge me. How do you spell cat, like in catastrophic?”

She says “C.A.T.”

“How do you spell dog, like in dogmatic?”

“D.O.G.”

“How do you spell fuck, like in broccoli?”

She says “there is no fuck in broccoli.”

He says “that’s what I’m trying to tell you lady!”

[SheltieLover]

1. Lol

Good one!