Friday Night Vodka Buzz. Ask me anything.

[Aristus]

Two shots to get the party started. Now a McClelland cocktail. Sloe gin, triple sec, and orange bitters. Yummy! Make a damned good Halloween cocktail. Thick and blood-red.

Had a nice half-day at work today. Hope everyone has a relaxing weekend.

I love you all…

[GreenWave]

1. How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?

[biophile]

2. One at a time

[GreenWave]

3. Good, but at fast speed this tongue twister used to tell me if I was "over the limit"

[biophile]

4. I wouldn't have to have any drinks in me to stumble over that one!

It’s definitely a tough one!

[3catwoman3]

6. No sheet!

[eppur_se_muova]

28. The one about fig pluckers is more fun.

I'm not a fig plucker, nor a fig plucker's son,
but I'll pluck your figs 'til the fig pluckers come.

[surfered]

5. Why would Trump pardon the former Honduran President convicted of drug trafficking,

while threatening the Venezuelan President with war over his alleged drug trafficking? Please Aristus, make it make sense.

Cheers 🍷

[Aristus]

10. Oil.

That’s it.

Oil.

Cheers! 🍷

[marble falls]

16. He smokes oil???

[Aristus]

17. Venezuela has oil. Trump wants it.

Just like “bringing democracy to the Middle East” was the excuse for invading Iraq for the oil.

[marble falls]

18. Why does a nation that pumps more oil than any other nation by a huge margin, and is a major exporter ...

... want more oil in a period when it's cheap energy, and there is a huge movement to non fossil fuel derived energy. Even the big petroleum corps have all changed their name from mentioning oil or petroleum to being Exxon Energy, for example.

It's as stupid as his push to rebuild the coal industry.

T Boone Pickens left the oil game and heavily invested in Wind power, an area of the energy supply that is growing quickly. There are thousands of wells that were drilled in the Gulf that were capped because of a petroleum glut.

It's like TACO wants to be the oil industry equivalent of the buggy-whip king.

[Aristus]

19. If Trump had any business acumen,

he wouldn’t have declared bankruptcy six times, or gone broke running a casino.

[True Dough]

7. Blood red?

Don't you get enough of that at the clinic???





Have a great weekend, Aristus!

[Aristus]

11. The stuff at work is less intoxicating.

[True Dough]

14. You

vampire, you!

[marble falls]

8. How do they get eight great tomatoes into that itty bitty can? Contadina ain't talking.

[Aristus]

12. Squeeze the water out.

n/t

[marble falls]

15. Oh. I thought it was a big mallet. But they probably didn't have that kind of mallet technology back in the sixties. ...

... I feel so foolish.

[Tree Lady]

21. Hubby says ask Campbells

Oh my they are going down....

[Marthe48]

9. Maybe I should reply like we were on Jeopardy

I'll leave a word and you can ask the questions

Cranberry sauce

[Aristus]

13. "What did John Lennon say at the end of 'Strawberry Fields Forever'

that was mistaken for ‘I buried Paul’”?

[Tree Lady]

20. How can Costco get any better?

Just stopped at Costco on way home from the coast trip. Was expecting huge crowd they must have come all day. I breezed in with hardly anyone there and bought myself the newest IPad Pro 13 inch for Christmas.

I do most of my online stuff on my iPad and I had the 2017 model. Last six months having a hard time holding a charge and was turning off for no reason. Time for upgrade.

[niyad]

23. How can Costco get better? They could go back to Pepsi instead of coke

at their little cafe area. The coke company's version of lemonade is terrible.

[Tree Lady]

30. lol I don't drink soda anymore

And when I did was coke fan but all lemonade made by canned companies yuck! I have a few small cafes in town that make great homemade lemonade. I made it myself this summer for company the real thing is so much better.

[niyad]

32. I cannot drink coke, only Pepsi, so kind of stuck wih lousy lemonade

when I get the 1.50 lunch special.

[Permanut]

27. Bring back the $1.50 polish sausage.

[Tree Lady]

31. Sorry for your loss!

[niyad]

33. Yes. The hot dogs are good, but I always preferred the polish sausage.

[Permanut]

34. With sauerkraut!

[niyad]

35. Yes, of course!

[niyad]

22. And we love you back. So glad you sound much better than last week.

[Aristus]

24. A two-and-a-half day work week does wonders for one's morale.

[niyad]

25. Indeed it does! Have a great weekend.

[Aristus]

26. And you!

[duckworth969]

29. Schrdinger's cat

Once the box opens, is it possible that the cat is both alive and dead even for a few nanoseconds?