If you came with a warning label, what would it read?

[True Dough]

For me, it would be something along the lines of "Warning: His sarcastic brand of humor is not to everyone's taste."

[anciano]

1. Warning: He may sound like he knows what he's talking about,

but he doesn't have a clue. Proceed with curiosity.

[Diamond_Dog]

2. Warning: Prone to Daydreaming

Long one-sided conversations not advisable.

This is a great question!

[multigraincracker]

3. Warning. Past expectation date.

[Marthe48]

4. Warning: I will kill you with a knife and fork

A slow, pleasurable death from homemade bakery

[True Dough]

10. I suspect

you'd beat and batter me first, Marthe!

[Marthe48]

11. So you think I'm a mean cook?

lol

[True Dough]

12. Oh, in the end

no doubt it all comes out tender.

[cloudbase]

5. This fits:

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[surfered]

6. Best by 12/20/74

[quaint]

7. Warning: Tiny person with a John McEnroe temper.

Justice for all!

[True Dough]

9. Well, at least I don't have to demand this of you:

[justaprogressive]

8. Careful! This person will say things,

to which there is no possible response.

(professional third-party confirmed)

[John1956PA]

13. A Star Trek TNG fan would have many, such as "I am a shape-shifter."

[Niagara]

14. Warning: Niagara Habitually Exhibits Bombay Feline Behavior

Bombays are a specific black cat and not all black cats are Bombays. 😺

[Floyd R. Turbo]

15. "Maintain a Safe Distance" "Should Not Be Left Unattended Within 100 Yards Of Living Beings Including Plants"

[True Dough]

17. We'll make one exception for you, Floyd...

[Floyd R. Turbo]

35. 😁

[electric_blue68]

16. Maybe "*Talks Alot" *But Does Listen, too.

So not so bad! 🙂

😄 also "Flaming Liberal!!!"

[True Dough]

18. I'd hope

that latter one applies to most, if not all, of us here!

[electric_blue68]

24. Hahahahahaaa, of course! 😄 But it would be a Warning to some.

[Iggo]

19. "Thinks He's Funny."

[some_of_us_are_sane]

20. It would have to be.....

[Solly Mack]

21. Warning: Contents under pressure.

[True Dough]

22. In the background:

[Solly Mack]

23. :)

Nothing so cool.

[AllaN01Bear]

25. danger . 100 % wierd . do not feed after midnight.

[JoseBalow]

26. My safe word is "don't stop"

[True Dough]

29. Oh, so you're

a Fleetwood Mac fan, eh Jose?

[JoseBalow]

36. I try not to stop 'til I get enough

(4:13)

[Bayard]

27. Warning:

Prone to crabbiness and monosyllables until coffee is administered.

[True Dough]

30. "Administered"?

Via an IV drip, Bayard?

[Bayard]

37. That works!

I already have a t-shirt--"When my feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says Oh, crap. She's up.'"

[Intractable]

28. Slippery when wet.

[True Dough]

31. Bon Jovi's third album

from 1986! I remember it well.

[Skittles]

32. WARNING: ASS KICKING IMMINENT *with poor behavior

yes INDEED

[True Dough]

33. Now that's the Skittles

we all know and feel a pain in the ass from!

[OldBaldy1701E]

34. "For your safety, please stay back at least 500 yards!"

I also like 'Contents Under Extreme Pressure! Do Not Tamper or Irritate!'

But, a more real one would be: 'Warning! Decent Human Being Ahead! Approach with Caution!' since being such a person is the anomaly in the US these days.

[Timeflyer]

38. "Honk if parts fall off."

[True Dough]

39. As long as we're not expected

to pick up any of those parts, you got a deal!