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BOSSHOG

(44,738 posts)
Mon Dec 8, 2025, 09:09 AM Dec 8

A really great joke or two

When I yell at my Dog to stop barking, he’s thinking this is cool we’re barking at each other.

and, What’s the best way to watch professional fishing? Live Stream of course.

And another #2 Joke: I tried to make a joke about retirement but it didn’t work. Get It?

I know these are jokes deserving of world wide acclaim but no need to embarrass me with praise. A large shiny medal suitable for display will be appropriate.

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A really great joke or two (Original Post) BOSSHOG Dec 8 OP
You should probably get a piece prize Walleye Dec 8 #1
With lots of glitter and bling BOSSHOG Dec 8 #4
I liked the "live stream" joke! Diamond_Dog Dec 8 #2
the dog thing is absolutely true. mopinko Dec 8 #3

mopinko

(73,332 posts)
3. the dog thing is absolutely true.
Mon Dec 8, 2025, 09:46 AM
Dec 8

we’re not that good at thinking like a dog. i’ve learned a lot from my bad dogs.

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