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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsA really great joke or two
When I yell at my Dog to stop barking, hes thinking this is cool were barking at each other.
and, Whats the best way to watch professional fishing? Live Stream of course.
And another #2 Joke: I tried to make a joke about retirement but it didnt work. Get It?
I know these are jokes deserving of world wide acclaim but no need to embarrass me with praise. A large shiny medal suitable for display will be appropriate.
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A really great joke or two (Original Post)
BOSSHOG
Dec 8
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Walleye
(43,895 posts)1. You should probably get a piece prize
BOSSHOG
(44,738 posts)4. With lots of glitter and bling
And my name in large print
Diamond_Dog
(39,845 posts)2. I liked the "live stream" joke!
mopinko
(73,332 posts)3. the dog thing is absolutely true.
were not that good at thinking like a dog. ive learned a lot from my bad dogs.