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Marthe48

(22,762 posts) Tue Dec 9, 2025, 11:11 AM Dec 9

Nothing. It's on the house!

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How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh? (Original Post) Marthe48 Dec 9 OP

Go to your room! 🎅🏼 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 9 #1

I thought he would have to pay... returnee Dec 9 #2

How much do he got? Iggo Dec 9 #3

That's a good one. Rizen Dec 9 #4

Marthe, that joke True Dough Dec 9 #5

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1. Go to your room! 🎅🏼

Tue Dec 9, 2025, 12:49 PM

Dec 9

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2. I thought he would have to pay...

Tue Dec 9, 2025, 02:06 PM

Dec 9

….deer-ly.🤪

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3. How much do he got?

Tue Dec 9, 2025, 07:40 PM

Dec 9

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4. That's a good one.

Tue Dec 9, 2025, 09:15 PM

Dec 9

Sometimes I text jokes from here to my gf.

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5. Marthe, that joke

Tue Dec 9, 2025, 10:02 PM

Dec 9

sleighs me!