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As if death wasnt enough


What are they warning us about here?







Cows base jumping?



How could they not see the dilemma here?













Totally Tunsie
(11,613 posts)Wounded Bear
(63,895 posts)Srkdqltr
(9,425 posts)Clouds Passing
(7,122 posts)KS Toronado
(23,137 posts)And the sign said, Anybody caught trespassin' would be shot on sight, So, I jumped on the fence and-a yelled
at the house "Hey, what gives you the right?"
efhmc
(16,134 posts)FakeNoose
(40,338 posts)
KS Toronado
(23,137 posts)
...slightlv
(7,451 posts)But now I'm going to have that song in my head all day! (LOL)
bronxiteforever
(11,128 posts)niyad
(129,824 posts)montanacowboy
(6,683 posts)those are the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marthe48
(22,762 posts)I liked 'You'll never get to work on time! Ha ha!"
I never thought they were doing it on purpose!
KS Toronado
(23,137 posts)"Leave early tomorrow morning"
chowder66
(11,887 posts)Thx!
Zelda_Orchid
(41 posts)Shucks!
Wonder Why
(6,563 posts)lastlib
(27,619 posts)As a Democrat, you KNOW what that's like!
Welcome to DU!
KS Toronado
(23,137 posts)
Grokenstein
(6,263 posts)"My kids are already screaming mad on sugar and can teach YOU some new swears! Why do you think I'm leaving them unattended?"
planetc
(8,850 posts)Martin Eden
(15,382 posts)Thanks for sharing.
Bayard
(28,746 posts)FemDemERA
(688 posts)Thanks for sharing them!
Those are hilarious! Thanks for brightening my day.
underpants
(195,149 posts)
KS Toronado
(23,137 posts)Never seen hockey played on grass, is there maybe an angry wasp community nearby?
underpants
(195,149 posts)Two misquotes find a guy in a hammock
One mosquito: Should we take it back to the hive?
Two mosquito: Hell no, the bigger ones will take it away from us.
I once witness a flying bug of some kind change the trajectory of a thrown football there.
Some of Bull Island is actually below sea level.
OldBaldy1701E
(10,309 posts)If you look south of your position, you will see where I grew up.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Dismal_Swamp
Knowing the area, we could trade stories about the size of the mosquitoes there.
The fact that one can hear them coming from yards away should give those who are not familiar with this an idea...

We know El Mosco!!
underpants
(195,149 posts)He tended not to hunt in the summer though
OldBaldy1701E
(10,309 posts)lastlib
(27,619 posts)Asking for a friend.
OldBaldy1701E
(10,309 posts)They are also supposed to have running lights, but that code is seldom enforced.
speak easy
(12,595 posts)Attention to detail? I care about what United States. If they want to regulate hate speech more than we do - or anything else, that's their business JD Vance, stay the hell out of it.
soldierant
(9,292 posts)"try the actual entrance" and "Pumpkin spice loving psychos."
mountain grammy
(28,718 posts)Drum
(10,578 posts)
TommieMommy
(2,679 posts)Rhiannon12866
(250,848 posts)DinahMoeHum
(23,391 posts)
Jarqui
(10,837 posts)AllaN01Bear
(28,669 posts)twodogsbarking
(17,635 posts)pandr32
(13,828 posts)peggysue2
(12,408 posts)Great way to start the day off.
TY