What is the funniest white elephant gift you ever received? Mine was an extension cord, Our limit was 5 dollars.

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Another year I got a coloring book and crayons

[MiHale]

1. Fruitcake...but I'm curious...

What color extension cord? White, brown or green?🤪

[debm55]

2. Brown. Thank you for your sharing your white elephant gift , MiHale.

[underpants]

3. I had a coworker who wanted to set our limit at a dollar

We tried to explain that even stuff at the Dollar Store (at the time) were really $1.05 with tax.
Another coworker remarked about her, “She has every dollar she’s ever made buried in coffee cans in her backyard”

At a pot luck at work, she brought in a banana and chopped into enough slices for everyone to have one. A banana. One.

[debm55]

4. HAHAHAHhhahaha. That is strange. Thank you so much for sharing, Underpants.

[WheelWalker]

5. Coincidentally, a 20 ft Brown extension cord is on my must-have Christmas list this year.

Just a lightweight household type cord is what I need. I have a dozen heavy duty extension cords from 50 to 150 ft but not just what I need for an application in the house. No kidding, that is the number one item on my wish list this year.

[debm55]

6. You want mine, It is old, HAHHHAHAHA, Thank you WheelWalker for sharing. I hope Santa gets you one.

[AllaN01Bear]

7. i would have sat down and start coloring.

[debm55]

8. HAHAHAHAH. I did. thank you ,AllaN01Bear.

[AllaN01Bear]

9. id use the extension cord to also.:)

[debm55]

10. HAHAHAHAHAHHa. Thank you. Bear.

[SWBTATTReg]

11. A set of fake teeth, that would chomp away when you wind it a little. We were doing the Exchange Gag Gifts at

Xmas time at work, kind of a break away from the chaotic period around Xmas time, kind of a relief value for humor ...

[debm55]

12. Thank you very much for sharing, SWBTATTReg. I remember those, That is so funny

[AllaN01Bear]

13. lol

[KitFox]

14. A tin of sardines. Another time, a box of tampons.

Those gatherings were always fun and laugh filled. I would have liked getting color book and crayons! 😊☃️

[debm55]

15. HAHAHAHAHAHHAH. Thank you very much for sharing with us. Those are funny. Oh I took the coloring book home and colored

in it with the crayons. It was relaxing.

[av8rdave]

16. Used to do one with the group I rode with. The gifts could be a bit bawdy

I once got an adult film (On VHS - yes, that long ago) entitled “The Wong Side of Town.”

I regifted it the next year. Gotta admit the title was creative.

[debm55]

17. OH you. Thank you for sharing with us.av8rdave.

[Niagara]

18. A penguin pooper still in the package

Obviously I regifted it.

It came with little chocolate candies like look like poop.

Poop! I should have kept it. My loss.

🐧

[debm55]

19. I haven't seen the penguin pooper but I did see the Moose poop one. LMAO Thank you for sharing Niagara. Love ya.

[LuckyCharms]

20. Reminds me of a story...

I loaned a friend of mine $5,000 one time and took his boat as collateral. It was just before Christmas time.

He had me over to his place at Christmas and told me he was so grateful for the loan that he bought me a very special Christmas gift.

He handed me a beautifully wrapped little box...he was making a big deal about it before I opened it. I thought it was an expensive watch or something.

I opened it up, and I had no idea what it was.

It was some cheap little plastic thing that was supposed to be two balloons or something. Probably cost $0.99.

I just looked at it and said "What the hell is this thing?" while he and his wife laughed their asses off.

[debm55]

21. Oh, I am so sorry for you LuckyCharms. What a pair of assholes. Did you every get your money back. I had the misfortune

being asked by a teacher at my school to lend her 2000 dollars for Thanksgiving and Christmas and utility bills . No collateral(silly me) I went to the bank and withdrew the money. She said that she would pay it off at 25 dollars a week. Then I found out that she was using the money to buy her adult son bangles and tech stuff. I asked for the money to be paid off by the end of March. She paid me. Never talked to me again. I learned my lesson.

[LuckyCharms]

22. Oh I'm sorry that happened Deb! No, they were/are great people...

I would not have loaned them the money if they were not. They paid me back with interest.

They were just ball-busters...like most of my friends!

[debm55]

23. Good for you, LuckyCharms. I am glad.

[some_of_us_are_sane]

24. A Poster of Frank Zappa

on the toilet.....but highbrow.....It said: "PHI ZAPPA KRAPPA"

(I Loved it!)

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25. OMG HAHAHHAhahhahaha. That is so funny. Thank you for sharing some_of_us _are_sane.

What you always wanted---Zappa taking a Crappa

[rsdsharp]

26. This will be one of my wife's gifts this year:

https://m.

&pp=ygUVc2FudGEgZmFydGluZyBidWJibGVz

You can’t say I’m not a romantic devil!

[debm55]

27. HAHAHahhahahahahAHHa. Thank you, rsdsharp. That is a very romantic gift. It ranks next to Zappa on the Crappa.

[debm55]

28. I got a name of a fellow teacher and forgot he had a beard. I bought him after shave lotion.