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debm55

(56,409 posts) Sat Dec 20, 2025, 09:01 AM Dec 20

The elves went on strike at the North Pole because________________________.Mine, they were sick of hearing HO, HO, HO

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The elves went on strike at the North Pole because________________________.Mine, they were sick of hearing HO, HO, HO (Original Post) debm55 Dec 20 OP

No overtime pay! anciano Dec 20 #1

Thank you anciano, Santa"s elves get NO overtime. debm55 Dec 20 #2

They were told to only make two toys per child. The Madcap Dec 20 #3

Yep, very true . Thank you , The Madcap debm55 Dec 20 #4

Well, after "Grandma got run over by a reindeer..." hlthe2b Dec 20 #5

HAHAHHHAHHAH, Thank you very much, hithe2b. debm55 Dec 20 #6

The elves, reindeer, & Santa & Mrs. Claus all went on strike until the nations do something about climate change. CrispyQ Dec 20 #7

Agree. Thank you CrispyQ debm55 Dec 20 #8

Santa short-changed them on pay. Norrrm Dec 20 #9

Agree, Santa is sometimes cheap. Thank you Norrrm for reminding us. debm55 Dec 20 #11

Because they watched the Rick Smith Show on FSTV so they knew markodochartaigh Dec 20 #10

Let's go elves. I thought of the poor elf that had to clean out the reindeer stall. Messy job. Needed more money for debm55 Dec 20 #12

anciano

(2,200 posts)

1. No overtime pay!

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sat Dec 20, 2025, 09:10 AM

Dec 20

debm55

(56,409 posts)

2. Thank you anciano, Santa"s elves get NO overtime.

Reply to anciano (Reply #1)

Sat Dec 20, 2025, 09:14 AM

Dec 20

The Madcap

(1,779 posts)

3. They were told to only make two toys per child.

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sat Dec 20, 2025, 09:24 AM

Dec 20

Except for the billionaire kids. They had to make 100+ toys for each of them. On orders of Fearless Leader.

debm55

(56,409 posts)

4. Yep, very true . Thank you , The Madcap

Reply to The Madcap (Reply #3)

Sat Dec 20, 2025, 09:26 AM

Dec 20

hlthe2b

(112,949 posts)

5. Well, after "Grandma got run over by a reindeer..."

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sat Dec 20, 2025, 09:27 AM

Dec 20

No one felt like making toys. So tragic....

debm55

(56,409 posts)

6. HAHAHHHAHHAH, Thank you very much, hithe2b.

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #5)

Sat Dec 20, 2025, 09:57 AM

Dec 20

CrispyQ

(40,719 posts)

7. The elves, reindeer, & Santa & Mrs. Claus all went on strike until the nations do something about climate change.

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sat Dec 20, 2025, 10:26 AM

Dec 20

debm55

(56,409 posts)

8. Agree. Thank you CrispyQ

Reply to CrispyQ (Reply #7)

Sat Dec 20, 2025, 10:31 AM

Dec 20

Norrrm

(4,104 posts)

9. Santa short-changed them on pay.

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sat Dec 20, 2025, 10:48 AM

Dec 20

debm55

(56,409 posts)

11. Agree, Santa is sometimes cheap. Thank you Norrrm for reminding us.

Reply to Norrrm (Reply #9)

Sat Dec 20, 2025, 10:51 AM

Dec 20

markodochartaigh

(5,086 posts)

10. Because they watched the Rick Smith Show on FSTV so they knew

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sat Dec 20, 2025, 10:48 AM

Dec 20

to join a union, so they had the option to stand up for their rights.

debm55

(56,409 posts)

12. Let's go elves. I thought of the poor elf that had to clean out the reindeer stall. Messy job. Needed more money for