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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsSomething to Ponder. If Santa got stuck coming down your chimney , how would get him out, Based on an Art Project I did
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Something to Ponder. If Santa got stuck coming down your chimney , how would get him out, Based on an Art Project I did (Original Post)
debm55
Dec 20
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marble falls
(71,194 posts)1. Tell him ICE just pulled up.
debm55
(56,409 posts)3. HAHAHAHH. Thank you marble falls.
Endlessmike56
(128 posts)2. Give him a shot of Ozempic
debm55
(56,409 posts)4. HAHAHHAHAHA. Thank you very much, Endlessmike. Very funny.
hlthe2b
(112,949 posts)5. Well, I'd guess it would involve quite the effort AND there'd be a nationwide shortage of KY-Lube afterwards...
debm55
(56,409 posts)6. HAHAHAHAAHAHAH, Thank you hlthe2b.
Alpeduez21
(2,012 posts)7. Like Rabbit in his home in the hundred acre wood
Id draw a picture on his butt while waiting for the inevitable weight loss
debm55
(56,409 posts)8. HAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAh. Thank you very much, Alpeduez21
LogDog75
(1,121 posts)9. Well, ...
since Santa is fat (lets be honest, he's overweight) I'd tempt him with a big, fat, juicy hamburger and tell him he can have hit if he can get himself out of the chimney.
AllaN01Bear
(28,669 posts)10. pam. then lasso him by the legs and pull.
Emile
(40,815 posts)11. Creosote remover might do it.