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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsIf you could be any animal for a day, which animal would you pick? I would like to be a dolphin. How about you?
They always look like theyre having fun.
debm55
(59,309 posts)viva la
(4,573 posts)Climbing trees, jumping branch to branch... and most of all, driving indoor pets INSANE.
debm55
(59,309 posts)viva la
(4,573 posts)Kitty is sitting on my desk right now, gazing out at the trees.
debm55
(59,309 posts)rampartd
(4,476 posts)debm55
(59,309 posts)FalloutShelter
(14,376 posts)I would love to experience their world and their intelligence.
"So long and thanks for all the fish." (Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy)
debm55
(59,309 posts)sinkingfeeling
(57,672 posts)debm55
(59,309 posts)Ocelot II
(130,145 posts)debm55
(59,309 posts)gab13by13
(31,914 posts)I apologize. When I was young was talking to an old guy about what he would like to come back as in reincarnation, that was the answer he gave me.
debm55
(59,309 posts)SheltieLover
(79,515 posts)debm55
(59,309 posts)Mister Ed
(6,904 posts)debm55
(59,309 posts)Aristus
(72,018 posts)Just a peaceful day of eating greens, laying around under the trees, playing with the baby gorillas, etc.
I wish I was a gorilla...
debm55
(59,309 posts)Ocelot II
(130,145 posts)debm55
(59,309 posts)mucifer
(25,641 posts)I want to fly and they are pretty much vegan. Also, they are very social . I wish I was more social. They hang out in big packs and are not aggressive to each other and are so damn beautiful! I love it when I see them in the forest preserve near my home. It's a joyful rare event!
debm55
(59,309 posts)Intelligent, adaptable, and they get to hang out in all the cool places
debm55
(59,309 posts)DBoon
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debm55
(59,309 posts)karin_sj
(1,356 posts)Soaring high above the ocean and land. My first thought was an eagle, but then I remembered that they have to hunt, kill and eat small mammals to survive, so forget that!
debm55
(59,309 posts)Hey Joe
(555 posts)In a Central American forest.
debm55
(59,309 posts)3catwoman3
(29,179 posts)debm55
(59,309 posts)EYESORE 9001
(29,608 posts)I choose hippopotamus. I have a long list of people I want to stomp
debm55
(59,309 posts)MiHale
(12,890 posts)Id find a really cold place and go into a decades long cryptobiosis till this crap is over.
That would be a tardigrades day.
debm55
(59,309 posts)crap
debm55
(59,309 posts)justaprogressive
(6,814 posts)
through a golden yellow sea to the roaring music of breakers in
strange syncopated harmony, and you break the surface and leap high
in the sweet warm air, dipping and turning with your great flippers,
hanging and laughing in glad to-be-alive greeting, gliding in on your
belly to a surfboarding landing on your own private swell.
You watch huge leaping brown creatures cavorting in a golden sea,
seal-like whales with noble brows and mighty eight-fingered hands on
the ends of their flipper-like arms.
"Statistically speaking by the rules of the game our species should not
have evolved into the galactic stage happy hotshots we are as we sing
this song-dive-dance into the sea of space. Airbreathing water creatures
evolve big brain big body complexity think noble thoughts but usually
don't develop external-world-manipulation-technology... natural kings of
the sea living pure mind and flesh but doing no galactic deeds remaining
eternally stable primary stage civilization in ignorant bliss."
You come bubbling up for air from the golden depths near low rocky cliffs;
you shoot up, into the intoxicating world of the gassy atmosphere hyper-
ventilating in rapture, grab the cliff edge with the hands of your flipperarms,
and vault up onto a grassy plain where your mates are
already waiting.
"Our species kept its hands when we returned to the sea for the land remained
our opiumdenboudoir-playground have you ever tried copulating swimming
around with no hands forget it."
From "Songs From The Stars" by Norman Spinrad
If you do or ever had an imagination, : it's recommended reading.
debm55
(59,309 posts)fantistic.
Jilly_in_VA
(14,257 posts)Maybe a jaguar, deep in the Amazon, or a cheetah on a reserve somewhere.
debm55
(59,309 posts)JMCKUSICK
(5,810 posts)debm55
(59,309 posts)Goonch
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debm55
(59,309 posts)pandr32
(14,152 posts)I would love to spend a day full of baby goat antics. They seem to have the most fun of all the petting zoos and hobby farm animals. They climb to the top of everything, run, jump, skip, buck, and twist with glee. It would be quite a day!
debm55
(59,309 posts)Endlessmike56
(176 posts)debm55
(59,309 posts)malthaussen
(18,530 posts)debm55
(59,309 posts)debm55
(59,309 posts)Grim Chieftain
(1,576 posts)I have had four in my life and loved each one of them dearly.
Aside from that, I'd be an American bald eagle so I could fly over he who cannot be mentioned in The Lounge, and drop brown blessings on his hatless head.
debm55
(59,309 posts)Frise and one as an American Bald Eagle to drop a load on you know who.
Deep State Witch
(12,691 posts)Specifically, a pampered house cat that gets fed twice a day, litter box scooped, and snuggled.
debm55
(59,309 posts)DinahMoeHum
(23,532 posts)lazing away on a chaise lounge.
debm55
(59,309 posts)relaxing day.
DinahMoeHum
(23,532 posts)n/t
debm55
(59,309 posts)Niagara
(11,659 posts)a Panthera Pardus also known as a Leopard.
Or
a Panthera Onca also known as a Jaguar.
Both have similar but different rosette pattern coats. Both will take advantage of water and trees. Both can have melanistic coats if at least one parent is melanistic. unfortunately, both are poached by humans for their coats.
The leopard isn't an apex predator with a long tail and slender body with a rosette patterned coat. Has special muscles in the neck and shoulders that allows it to drag prey and climb trees.

The jaquar is an apex predator with a shorter tail with a shorter and stockier body. Has a rosette pattern with tannish and black spots inside the rosettes. This beauty doesn't need to climb trees being the top cat in the wild but absolutely can and will loaf around in trees and use trees to their full advantage.

**Roar** 😺
debm55
(59,309 posts)fun. ROAR
Niagara
(11,659 posts)My first thought was some kind of non-carnivorous bird because the idea of gliding for miles sounds wonderful.
But then I remembered my spirit animal the Tree Sloth. Id love to spend most of my life, hanging hammock-like under the top canopy of the rain forest. Food? Just eat the lichen that grows on me and once a week, climb down to go to the bathroom. Then climb back up and start all over again. Ahhhhh
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debm55
(59,309 posts)Rebl2
(17,622 posts)I love how they flit around and defend their territory. They are beautiful little jewels!
debm55
(59,309 posts)surrealAmerican
(11,832 posts)probably a river otter - they always seem to be having a good time.
debm55
(59,309 posts)biophile
(1,359 posts)debm55
(59,309 posts)MIButterfly
(2,527 posts)and I could sit around eating bamboo all day and nobody would expect me to do anything except sit there and look pretty.
debm55
(59,309 posts)Enjoy you day as a Panda , playing and eating bamboo. Love you
MIButterfly
(2,527 posts)You, too, are beautiful inside and out. Love you right back!
ProfessorGAC
(76,461 posts)I'll go with hawk.
Soaring for 30 or 40 seconds at a time without flapping my wings seems pretty cool.
debm55
(59,309 posts)chowmama
(1,063 posts)Smart, tough, and good with their hands. However, a crow would also be a choice.
debm55
(59,309 posts)raccoon. Enjoy your two days.