Mirrors don't lie! They also don't

[Floyd R. Turbo]

laugh!

[ret5hd]

1. my mirror must be defective.

mine is like a reverse dorian gray painting

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. 😁

[MiHale]

3. My mirror is dirty...it's a bad reflection on me...

[Floyd R. Turbo]

6. Bahdumtssssshhh!

[quaint]

4. Mirror by Sylvia Plath (1961)

I am silver and exact. I have no preconceptions.
Whatever I see I swallow immediately
Just as it is, unmisted by love or dislike.
I am not cruel, only truthful‚
The eye of a little god, four-cornered.
Most of the time I meditate on the opposite wall.
It is pink, with speckles. I have looked at it so long
I think it is part of my heart. But it flickers.
Faces and darkness separate us over and over.

Now I am a lake. A woman bends over me,
Searching my reaches for what she really is.
Then she turns to those liars, the candles or the moon.
I see her back, and reflect it faithfully.
She rewards me with tears and an agitation of hands.
I am important to her. She comes and goes.
Each morning it is her face that replaces the darkness.
In me she has drowned a young girl, and in me an old woman
Rises toward her day after day, like a terrible fish.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

7. ☺️

[Sneederbunk]

5. Mine makes me laugh or cry, depending upon my mood.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

8. ☺️

[Intractable]

9. "All puffed up with vanity, we see what we want to see. To the beautiful and the wise ... the mirror always lies."

- Rush, War Paint

[Floyd R. Turbo]

10. 🤔