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(4,488 posts) Tue Feb 3, 2026, 11:16 PM Feb 3

Did it ever occur to you that when a cougar gets old enough that she needs hearing aides...

She becomes a def leopard!

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Did it ever occur to you that when a cougar gets old enough that she needs hearing aides... (Original Post) Enter stage left Feb 3 OP

This message was self-deleted by its author AllaN01Bear Feb 3 #1

ohhh. ahhhh. AllaN01Bear Feb 3 #2

Nothing made me feel older than when I went to a Def Leopard concert. The lead singer had a bigger beer belly ... marble falls Feb 3 #3

Mika, are you still trying to listen to Joe? eom SalamanderSleeps Feb 3 #4

Leppard FoxNewsSucks Feb 3 #5

Couggar...poetic license.! Enter stage left Feb 4 #6

If there's going to be nitpicking, I'm obliged to join in AZJonnie Feb 4 #7

When I was a child there were a Cougar and an Impala in the garage for years, and never any trouble between them. Harker Feb 4 #8

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AllaN01Bear

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2. ohhh. ahhhh.

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Tue Feb 3, 2026, 11:26 PM

Feb 3

WATTT. read it to a friend of mine and she loved it.

marble falls

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3. Nothing made me feel older than when I went to a Def Leopard concert. The lead singer had a bigger beer belly ...

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Tue Feb 3, 2026, 11:29 PM

Feb 3

... my dad did when I started listening to Def Leopard.

SalamanderSleeps

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4. Mika, are you still trying to listen to Joe? eom

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Tue Feb 3, 2026, 11:37 PM

Feb 3

FoxNewsSucks

(11,648 posts)

5. Leppard

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Tue Feb 3, 2026, 11:49 PM

Feb 3

Enter stage left

(4,488 posts)

6. Couggar...poetic license.!

Reply to FoxNewsSucks (Reply #5)

Wed Feb 4, 2026, 12:16 AM

Feb 4

Spell check, I hate the guy who invented it, hope he spends eternity in hello!

AZJonnie

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7. If there's going to be nitpicking, I'm obliged to join in

Reply to FoxNewsSucks (Reply #5)

Wed Feb 4, 2026, 04:18 AM

Feb 4

Cougars are entirely different animals from Leopards.

Matter of fact, the common ancestor we share with our Bonobo and Chimpanzee cousins dates back 6-7M years. The common ancestor between Cougars and Leopards lived about 10-12M years ago.

Thus, we're closer to chimps than cougars are to leopards.

Fun fact for the day

Harker

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8. When I was a child there were a Cougar and an Impala in the garage for years, and never any trouble between them.

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Wed Feb 4, 2026, 10:03 AM

Feb 4

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