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kairos12

(13,689 posts) Fri Apr 17, 2026, 12:33 AM Apr 17

I was absolutely certain that I would go my whole life and never get

a phone call from a vegetable. Then, one day...onion rings.

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I was absolutely certain that I would go my whole life and never get (Original Post) kairos12 Apr 17 OP

Onion rings? Not a problem. Broccoli stalks? Ok, problem. unblock Apr 17 #1

😎 littlemissmartypants Apr 17 #2

Nice stillspkg Apr 17 #3

Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (Live At Pauley Pavilion, UCLA, Los Angeles, 1971) GReedDiamond Apr 17 #4

Yes! JoseBalow Apr 17 #7

That reminds me airplaneman Apr 17 #5

OK I'm going to hurt you. chouchou Apr 17 #6

unblock

(56,246 posts)

1. Onion rings? Not a problem. Broccoli stalks? Ok, problem.

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Fri Apr 17, 2026, 01:23 AM

Apr 17

littlemissmartypants

(34,227 posts)

2. 😎

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Fri Apr 17, 2026, 02:06 AM

Apr 17

stillspkg

(205 posts)

3. Nice

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Fri Apr 17, 2026, 03:10 AM

Apr 17

I needed that

GReedDiamond

(5,555 posts)

4. Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (Live At Pauley Pavilion, UCLA, Los Angeles, 1971)

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Fri Apr 17, 2026, 03:17 AM

Apr 17

JoseBalow

(9,666 posts)

7. Yes!

Reply to GReedDiamond (Reply #4)

Fri Apr 17, 2026, 08:22 PM

Apr 17

Beat me to it!

airplaneman

(1,393 posts)

5. That reminds me

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Fri Apr 17, 2026, 02:55 PM

Apr 17

I decided years ago no more French fries for me. From now on only onion rings.
-Airplane

chouchou

(3,265 posts)

6. OK I'm going to hurt you.

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Fri Apr 17, 2026, 02:56 PM

Apr 17

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