I don't rise and shine, I

[Floyd R. Turbo]

caffeinate and hope for the best! 🫩

[Srkdqltr]

1. Sounds right.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

3. 🫩

[Wolf Frankula]

2. I'll rise, but I won't shine.

Tennessee Williams.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

4. 😁

[mwmisses4289]

5. My dad and some friends used a variation of that:

"I may rise, but i refuse to shine!"

Usually said before the 1st cup of coffee, and in response to someone chirping merrily "Rise and shine!"

[Floyd R. Turbo]

6. 😁

[some_of_us_are_sane]

7. Me too

I"m like a reluctant jalopy driven to hell and back. A slurp of black coffee, a "backfire".....and she's off.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

9. 😁

[True Dough]

8. Is it

one of those IV drip caffenations in your case, Floyd?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

10. 🤗