My 2 revelations in the past 24 hours.

[Botany]

1) my Labrador took a dump in my front yard last night as it was dark with some rain and as
I was getting my flashlight and poop bag together and then I realized that the shit would be there in the
morning. And it was. 🌈

B) it is very important to make sure that the heat is turned on under the food you want to cook
if you want it to be ready to eat later.

[magicarpet]

1. Very astute observations on your behalf.

Sounds like you might be having a laidback day.

[mountain grammy]

2. both sound life changing to me!

Oh how I can relate to this!

[eppur_se_muova]

3. Our toaster oven has a timer, so it shuts itself off. Mother, for some reason, turned the temp to zero as well.

So I go to toast something for a minute and it comes out cold, because I NEVER turn the temperature down, so I never even looked at the knob.

Your observation has been empirically confirmed again.


LEMMA: Filling the coffee maker produces no result if you do not remember to turn it on.

[patphil]

7. Turning it on is the key part of the equation. It's such an easy mistake. At least it appears to be to me.

[cachukis]

4. A pressed Cuban is better warm.

[chowder66]

5. Lol!!

[erronis]

6. Glad the poop stayed in the yard (vs. the sandwich)

[Figarosmom]

8. Both very sensible. 😊

[Doc_Technical]

9. Don't feel like like Lone Ranger, Botany.

I had a long wait for my cup of joe.
I put coffee in the machine and turned it on....
I forgot to put water in it.

details

[KS Toronado]

10. Last week after making pancakes

I forgot to unplug the skillet

[liberalla]

11. Very good, Grasshopper!

You are advancing quickly. Continue on this path.



Namaste

[IcyPeas]

12. Oh oh oh.... you must do this.....

Stick a little sign in the poop saying Dump Trump. (See photo in link). These were mysteriously showing up in various places. 😉


https://www.pghcitypaper.com/columns/who-is-behind-the-trump-dumps-that-keep-appearing-downtown-26581253/

[True Dough]

13. I try to keep my poop threads and food threads separate

Simply because that's one of the best practices to prevent food-borne illnesses.

[BaronChocula]

14. Looks delish

It's sandwich night here. Can't wait. starving.
And my pet lab has been pooping in Lab Heaven for over 40 years. So I got that going for me.

[some_of_us_are_sane]

15. So you....

rearranged your "SHIT LIST" .........................and sadly ate a soggy sandwich.

Like Dickens, you might say "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times."

[calimary]

16. Hey, all I see is a picture of a most interesting sandwich!