Never ever squat while

[Floyd R. Turbo]

wearing spurs! 😬

[EYESORE 9001]

1. By the same token

never fry bacon in the nude 😫

[MiHale]

2. That is a classic old joke..."Getting old is like frying bacon naked...

you know it’s gonna hurt, you just don’t know where.”

[EYESORE 9001]

3. I never heard that getting old' part

In fact, I never heard it as a joke. I was speaking from experience 😩

[MiHale]

4. 😂👍

[Floyd R. Turbo]

6. Now, you tell me!

[True Dough]

5. What's a

squat?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

7. Something you can't do! 😁

[True Dough]

8. I beg to differ

just ask my wife if I'm capable of doing squat!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

10. My bad! 😁

[TomSlick]

9. I can't help you. My wife tells me I don't know squat.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

11. 😁