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mahatmakanejeeves

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Mon May 11, 2026, 01:45 PM May 11

This is Lily. She's been accused of drinking her mom's slushie. Will not be taking any questions at this time.

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This is Lily. She’s been accused of drinking her mom’s slushie. Will not be taking any questions at this time. 14/10 (IG: iceedoglilly)

a golden retriever sits smiling in the front passenger seat of a car. the window is rolled down just a couple of inches. blue skies with puffy clouds and some happy little trees are in the background. it’s a totally normal photo of a golden in a car, minus the fact that the tongue sticking out of her mouth is bright blue.
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you’re peering down into a styrofoam cup that was in a car’s cupholder. it is mostly empty but has some blue slushie way down at the bottom with a mysteriously tongue-shaped hole carved through the ice in one spot. the back of a golden retriever’s head is visible in the upper right corner of the photo. the dog may or may not be avoiding eye contact.
ALT
1:22 PM · May 11, 2026

This is Lily. She’s been accused of drinking her mom’s slushie. Will not be taking any questions at this time. 14/10 (IG: iceedoglilly)

WeRateDogs (@weratedogs.com) 2026-05-11T17:22:10.808Z
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This is Lily. She's been accused of drinking her mom's slushie. Will not be taking any questions at this time. (Original Post) mahatmakanejeeves May 11 OP
That's a frame-up if I've ever seen one. Tell Lily to reach out. We'll defend her... hlthe2b May 11 #1
Hey it's only her Bluetooth! BattleRow May 11 #10
Obviously innocent. awesomerwb1 May 11 #2
Snicker! niyad May 11 #3
nasal profiling rampartd May 11 #4
Now, mom, you know you bought that slushie for Lily. mwmisses4289 May 11 #5
What a good girl! ms liberty May 11 #6
Right? Poor baby was hot and thirsty. OhioBack2Blue May 11 #15
Caught red handed,.. magicarpet May 11 #7
Circumstantial evidence! Permanut May 11 #8
Lily is just doing her impression of a Chow Chow Submariner May 11 #9
Where is ICE when you need them swong19104 May 11 #11
Very handsome tongue you've got there, Lily! calimary May 11 #12
What a mean mom ... she only buys BLUE slushies! FakeNoose May 11 #13
LILY: Plead the 5th Amendment . . . AverageOldGuy May 11 #14
She looks SO happy! Talitha May 11 #16

mwmisses4289

(5,258 posts)
5. Now, mom, you know you bought that slushie for Lily.
Mon May 11, 2026, 01:56 PM
May 11

You can't change you mind and decide you wanted it after Lily had slurped most of it up.

magicarpet

(19,529 posts)
7. Caught red handed,..
Mon May 11, 2026, 02:03 PM
May 11

.... and blue tongued.
With the look of - "It was not me - mom" - on her face.
But Blue food dye #12 gave her away.

AverageOldGuy

(4,402 posts)
14. LILY: Plead the 5th Amendment . . .
Mon May 11, 2026, 04:27 PM
May 11

. . . exercise your Miranda rights, don't talk to anyone until your lawyer arrives.

Talitha

(8,257 posts)
16. She looks SO happy!
Mon May 11, 2026, 10:02 PM
May 11

I wonder if the color will survive her digestive system.
Actually, Smurf-blue poop would look pretty cool.

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