Bill has discontinued his line of signature underwear. Apparently

[Floyd R. Turbo]

“Shatner Shorts” was a poor brand name choice!

[Ilsa]

1. He calls himself "Bill Shat" in an ad for something. nt

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. 😬

[3catwoman3]

4. I was surprised that made it past the censors.

[Emile]

3. LOL

[Floyd R. Turbo]

6. 😁

[3catwoman3]

5. There is a new brand of mattresses called Hassleless...

...which advertises on the radio a lot. Their boast is no sales staff, so no hassle.

The pronunciation by the voicever guy is a little sloppy and it always sounds like Hassle Ass.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

7. Ha!

[True Dough]

8. Was he

"going" where no man has gone before, Floyd?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

9. 😬

[LudwigPastorius]

10. ...but, his custom hair replacement system for active guys is still in business.

Kirk's Hell Toupee™ - so rugged, even a Gorn can't pull it off

[Floyd R. Turbo]

11. 🤗