I saw a headline online about Keith Richards, 82, celebrating "incredible baby news"

[MIButterfly]

and I thought, oh no, not another octogenarian new father but no, his granddaughter just had a baby, which is as it should be. He's a great-grandfather!

Whew! I don't think I could take another old geezer having a baby.

[OAITW r.2.0]

1. Who would have expected this to happen... He's a great grandfather?

[MIButterfly]

2. From what I read, his granddaughter turned 30 and had a baby girl over this weekend

[niyad]

3. I was surprised some time back to learn that he has been married

for 43 years.

[AZJonnie]

4. OTOH, if there's any name that occurred after "82 year old man (baby news)"

Keith kinda makes the most sense out of anybody. If there's going to BE that name in that sentence, it probably should be Keith is all I'm saying.