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Louisiana put on high alert, warned of man attempting to regain entry into state (xpost from GD)
http://neutralgroundnews.com/breaking-louisiana-put-on-high-alert-bobby-jindal-trying-to-regain-entry/State officials have issued a warning to the people of Louisiana as authorities believe an Indian-American man by the name of Piyush Jindal is attempting to gain entry into the state and pose as its governor....
“The intelligence community has been warning us about this man for over three years now so it doesn’t come as any shock to us that he’s trying to get back into Louisiana,” said Jay Dardenne, the state’s Lieutenant Governor.
Investigators believe Jindal, a 44-year-old transient, could change his appearance in his attempt gain entry into Louisiana and may go by the alias “Bobby” or “President”....
Citizens are advised to remain vigilant and to report any sightings of Jindal to the proper local authorities. Do not approach the man as he may be carrying a significantly dangerous amount of bullshit.
And yes, this is the NOLA version of The Onion. 
