33 feet in 4 hours

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[Eliot Rosewater]

1. Global warming, or the more sanitary name, climate change

Is going to get exponentially worse while a piece of shit is forcing 300 million Americans to destroy the environment through his horrific nightmare actions.

Fuck you you piece of shit fuck you fuck you

[GiqueCee]

2. Oh, come now, Eliot...

... surely he deserves more than a mere 3 FUCK YOUs, don't you think?
Fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou

Okay, I get it. That is rough on the copy & paste finger.

[Eliot Rosewater]

3. Yes

[DENVERPOPS]

4. How about a new nickname

"Cho Mo"

[GiqueCee]

9. Okay, ya got me...

... what's "Cho Mo" short for?

[DENVERPOPS]

10. Prison slang for

Child Molester...........

[GiqueCee]

11. Ah, yes...

... they called 'em short eyes back in the day. They didn't last too long in gen pop.

[Xipe Totec]

6. Thank God thre's no such thing as global warming. Imagine how bad it would be then. nt

[SunSeeker]

5. But...but...but...this kind of flood wasn't supposed to happen again for 1,000 years!

And the July 4 "1,000 year flood" was only 9 days ago!

[msongs]

7. think of it as drought relief nt

[summer_in_TX]

8. That wasn't even the peak of the flood.

That occurred further downstream on the Guadalupe River not far from Kendalia, where the water reached 50 feet. Luckily it was a more rural area and the homes sat on cliffs above the water.