Police: Florida man has sex with stolen pool toys 'instead of raping women'

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PALM BAY, Fl. (1010 WINS) – A Florida man told police he steals pool toys and has sex with them to keep himself from raping women.

Christopher William Monnin was arrested last Thursday after a string of burglaries in Brevard County.

Police arrested the 35-year-old after they allegedly found him bicycling with a white garbage bag full of deflated pool floats.

Police say he had a stash of 75 pool toys at a vacant house; among them were pool floats of ducks, bacon, watermelon and NBA star Shaquille O'Neal, according to Newsweek. ......(more)

https://www.radio.com/1010wins/articles/police-florida-man-has-sex-stolen-pool-toys-instead-raping-women

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1. Dotard still holds the #1 spot for Florida Man.

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2. tRump's next Presidential Medal of Freedom winner. No low bar exists now.

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3. WOW

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4. Something in that water man.

Can't explain it something's in that water.

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5. Them pool filters will be on over-time for a few days. Puts a whole new spin on "gene pool".