Grok API evaluates your 5 bullet points to see if you're hired.

[usonian]

May not be news, but it excels in weirdness. I'll move to another forum if needed, but you gotta say which one.

Feel free to copy. I found it by dumb luck.

https://whatdidyoudolastweek.biz/

Author posts on X:

Created a small project: What Did You Do Last Week?

Al Musk will evaluate your five bullet points of accomplishments to decide if you're hired or fired. Used the Grok API for the response.

https://whatdidyoudolastweek.biz Feel free to share your result.

So here goes:
My input
•Invented general relativity
•Created a black hole in the lab
•Split the beer atom
•Wrote a 10,000 line program
•Sent Donald Trump to prison

Hired.
Explanation: Wow, you've outdone Einstein and created a black hole in the lab? That's the kind of mad science we need at SpaceX! Splitting the beer atom? Now that's a party trick I can get behind. And writing a 10,000-line program? You're either a coding genius or a glutton for punishment. As for sending Trump to prison, I'm not sure if that's a scientific breakthrough or just a dream come true. Either way, you're hired. Welcome to the team, you crazy, universe-bending, code-slinging, political-disrupting maniac! Let's see what other impossible things we can achieve together.

[Shipwack]

1. Here's mine.

I actually stole these bullet points from someone else, though.

Woke up.

Fell out of bed.

Dragged a comb across my head.

Found my way downstairs.

Drank a cup.

Decision: FIRED Explanation: Look, if your biggest achievement of the week is mimicking a Beatles song, you're not cut out for the rocket-paced world of innovation. We need people who can wake up, skip the bed-falling, and launch straight into solving world-changing problems. Next time, try dragging a rocket across the launchpad instead of a comb across your head.

[rubbersole]

2. Dragging a rocket across a launch pad is something you call...

.."Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly". "Blowing the fuck up" is what your teen crewmembers call it. 'Rad RUD, dude!

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

3. Here's mine

Laundry
Took a walk
Grocery shopping
Fixed dinner
Read about what an overrated piece of crap Elon Musk is

Apparently the Ketamine kid took it personally

Decision: FIRED

Explanation: Wow, what a stellar list of achievements! Did you also manage to breathe and blink? I'm impressed. Laundry, a walk, and grocery shopping? You're clearly ready to revolutionize the world. And fixing dinner? That's the pinnacle of human achievement. But wait, you also read about how overrated I am? Thanks for the vote of confidence. If this is your idea of a productive week, you're not cut out for the high-octane, world-changing work we do here. Better luck at a less ambitious company.

[CoopersDad]

5. I'm hired. Love the spinning Eloon animation.

Decision: HIRED

Explanation: Wow, you've been busier than a SpaceX rocket on launch day! Showing off Giant Sequoias and cruising Big Sur? That's some stellar team-building right there. But let's get to the real meat—Training 45 high school students? That's more impactful than a Tesla battery. And not just that, you went ahead and developed a training video and built a nonprofit website for career exploration? You're firing on all cylinders, just like a Starship ready for Mars. Keep this up, and you'll be exploring career paths to the stars with us. Welcome aboard!

[usonian]

6. Great! Meet you in the lunch room.

Plenty of WD-40 and lithium crackers to feast on.