I give you the DU Doomsday Device

[Sen. Walter Sobchak]

My girlfriend posted this on facebook as a joke directed at a pregnant friend who had to take early mat leave as a "work from home" opportunity.

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2014/05/07/seen-at-11-positive-pregnancy-tests-up-for-sale-online

[SeattleVet]

1. Check Craigslist, especially in areas near military bases.

Way too common to see these out there scamming the young troops.

"Oh, gee, you're deploying for the next 12 months? But I'm pregnant, and you need to send money to help me out."

[Doctor_J]

2. Hah! I have a countermove

I will sell the receipt from my vasectomy!

Two (genders) can play that game.

[westerebus]

3. I need new glasses.

I saw ...recipe...from my vasectomy.

I thought that can't be good.

[Upton]

4. Hmm...

Buying and selling others’ pregnancy tests is the latest trend on the Internet. Those involved in the trade said the buyers’ motive is often to trap a man – and that is not all.

“Ninety-five percent of the girls just want to lie to get a man,” the seller said.

Nice..