Hey Ladies, How Could You POSSIBLY Resist...

[Soph0571]

So much toxic masculinity, misogyny, racism and coercive control in one very nasty ad. One has to wonder why he is still single?!?!?!

And he can't even spell...or use word check. What a complete tool.

[GemDigger]

1. I would give him a bouquet.

The only way to describe my bouquet is to follow my directions.

1. Put the inside of your wrists together with your fingers pointing up

(Then you verbally add that I am giving you a bouquet of these.)

2. Then you drop all but your middle fingers.

[Siwsan]

2. Perhaps "Europeen" is a bit of a freudian slip??

[dhill926]

6. hoo boy...had the same thought haha...

[OhZone]

3. Oh, too bad I'm a blond now.

Oh, and lesbian.

So I only need female "friends."

HA

[Dave in VA]

4. The orange hemorrhoid

must be horny again!

[hlthe2b]

5. Someone clearly needs to dig up his backyard... Someone like that undoubtedly has a history...

[fierywoman]

8. ... a history that includes more than 5 sexual partners?

[Midnightwalk]

12. Only if he is ambidextrous. Nt

[LakeArenal]

7. Yikes!

[happybird]

9. ...

I bet he’s a real looker, too.

[Cartoonist]

10. Looks like a joke.

He says absolutely nothing about himself. If this was real he would have described himself as a successful nobleman with a regal profile possessing honor, integrity, and God's own righteousness.

[blm]

11. Oy

[snot]

13. LOL!

This guy should have his own show.

[silverweb]

14. I want to know...

...how many responses he got and what they said.

[Odoreida]

15. The bit about the lie detector test makes me skeptical that it's for real ...

... but all the other stuff is quite common unfortunately.

[Operaweeble]

16. Soooooo....I think we found the President and Chief Executive of the Incel Corporation.