I'm in a toxic relationship.

[Duncanpup]

In bed I’m reading with Dunc the chonk sprawled out next to me . So I’m laying here and the golden floof was squeaking his lamb then complete silence no more squeak squeak squeak.
Then a golden retriever frustration bratty yap yap barking looking over his shoulder at me as he is laying in bed as to say father we got a big problem.

This asshole dropped his lamb on the floor and wanted me to get out of bed and be the retriever.
I didn’t move and chonk starts the pawing at the blankets. Grunting barking on his side giving big sighs pauses glances at me side eye like come on old man get up get my lamb. Complete tantrum screw you Dunc get your own lamb you golden asshole.

[wcmagumba]

1. Ahhhh, help the Chunk out...he's too tired to get out of bed...

[SheltieLover]

2. ...

[UpInArms]

3. What a brat!

🤣🤣🤣

[Biophilic]

4. So how long did it take before you rescued the lamb?

[Duncanpup]

6. I picked it up just now.

Had to wash my face brush my teeth before bed he has me trained.

[MIButterfly]

8. Dunc certainly does have you trained. Just like my cats have me trained.

When I used to give my cats wet food, I had to put it in two separate bowls because Holly would push Martini away from the food. I put Holly's bowl on the placemat but as soon as Martini saw the other bowl in my hand, she would take off running, like I was trying to force her to eat poison. I'd tell her "Come back here; I'm not going to chase you" and then I'd chase her all the way upstairs to my bedroom where she wanted to be served like the queen that she is. 👑

[mountain grammy]

17. Ha!

And on this happy note I’m going to bed.

[Easterncedar]

5. That made me laugh

You are a great writer - and dunc reader.

Thanks for closing my day with this smile.

[johnnyfins]

7. Your posts about Dunc always make me smile

Thank you for sharing

[Duncanpup]

9. Duncs available for sleepovers.

[MLAA]

10. You could put a string on lamby so when she jumps off the bed you could remotely retrieve her 😂

[Skittles]

11. I loves me some Chonk

in his honor!

[WinstonSmith4740]

12. Chonk has a lot in common with my sister's Golden.

She has the "golden" part down cold. The "retriever" part has her a little confused. Mom ends up getting the tennis ball herself. A lot.

[LoisB]

13. How long did it take before you got up and got Dunc's lamb?

[xuplate]

14. He sounds fun.

[orleans]

15. LOL! great little story -- would be even better with a video!!! (hint hint) nt

[Buddyzbuddy]

16. He probably had a really long day and was exhausted.

My Buddy's the same way. We wouldn't have it any other way.

[Ellipsis]

18. *grin*

[appleannie1]

19. He could be friends with one of my cats.

[hamsterjill]

20. Hey! This is ONE toxic relationship where I think you must've "asked for it"!!! LOL

Me thinks there must've been a little spoiling going on in your household prior to this latest adventure!

And I love that. Now, be a good hooooman, and FETCH!!!

[Blue Full Moon]

21. Thank you for a bit of normal

[Permanut]

22. You're a pushover and chonk knows it.

[MiKenMi33]

23. This is funny.

This is probably the first time I’ve laughed today. Sounds like Chonk has trained you well. Thanks for this post. I needed the smile.

[Dear_Prudence]

24. Chonk says "fetch" nt