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Duncanpup

(15,587 posts) Sun Dec 28, 2025, 01:48 PM Dec 28

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Dunc the golden chonk has paws of clay.

Twenty one my boy his lady friend was not allowed to squeak the squeak trout as her and chonk snuggled on sofa .
Dunc got a case of the ass and moved with his trout to the other end of the couch young lady you’re not squeak toy qualified.
And yet now chonk is laying next to her tight head on her lap why because she’s eating a cheeseburger.

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Dunc the golden chonk has paws of clay. (Original Post) Duncanpup Dec 28 OP

The way to a man's (or dog's) heart is through his stomach. sinkingfeeling Dec 28 #1

Dunc is obviously clear about his priorities! 🤣 ShazzieB Dec 28 #2

Lol SheltieLover Dec 28 #3

Dunc smelled burger. Duncanpup Dec 28 #5

A Chonk does not lend out his squeak trout to just ANYBODY willy-nilly Diamond_Dog Dec 28 #4

Dunc - "you can't have my trout, but I can have your burger" MIButterfly Dec 28 #6

sinkingfeeling

(57,226 posts)

1. The way to a man's (or dog's) heart is through his stomach.

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sun Dec 28, 2025, 01:56 PM

Dec 28

ShazzieB

(22,214 posts)

2. Dunc is obviously clear about his priorities! 🤣

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sun Dec 28, 2025, 02:03 PM

Dec 28

SheltieLover

(76,808 posts)

3. Lol

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sun Dec 28, 2025, 02:09 PM

Dec 28

Did he hide his squeaky fish first?

Duncanpup

(15,587 posts)

5. Dunc smelled burger.

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #3)

Sun Dec 28, 2025, 02:12 PM

Dec 28

And tossed squeak trout under the bus , it was left at the other end of the couch.

Diamond_Dog

(39,767 posts)

4. A Chonk does not lend out his squeak trout to just ANYBODY willy-nilly

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sun Dec 28, 2025, 02:10 PM

Dec 28

Squeak trout rights must be earned over time.

MIButterfly

(2,080 posts)

6. Dunc - "you can't have my trout, but I can have your burger"

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sun Dec 28, 2025, 03:17 PM

Dec 28

or is it "Let's let bygones be bygones. Share and share alike"?

Dunc, you gotta love him. And we do!

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