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Duncanpup

(14,755 posts) Tue Jun 17, 2025, 05:54 PM Jun 17

I know my dog loves me unconditionally.

Yet as i sit here and eat this grilled cheese sandwich and tomato soup. There is no doubt in my mind in that he’d sell my soul to the devil for a bite.

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I know my dog loves me unconditionally. (Original Post) Duncanpup Jun 17 OP

You are going to have to start eating in a closet. Poor Dunc. I hope you gave him at least LoisB Jun 17 #1

But after he finishes your meal PikaBlue Jun 17 #2

Both things are true in the world of dog. dchill Jun 17 #3

Dogs give their love away by their slobber. Cats give you the stare... erronis Jun 17 #4

But then they wind around your ankles... 3catwoman3 Jun 17 #5

Was he drooling? Nt Figarosmom Jun 19 #6

LoisB

(10,917 posts)

1. You are going to have to start eating in a closet. Poor Dunc. I hope you gave him at least

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Tue Jun 17, 2025, 06:37 PM

Jun 17

a bite of your sandwich.

PikaBlue

(345 posts)

2. But after he finishes your meal

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Tue Jun 17, 2025, 06:37 PM

Jun 17

he'll march into hell to retrieve your soul. Dogs are like that.

dchill

(42,660 posts)

3. Both things are true in the world of dog.

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Tue Jun 17, 2025, 08:52 PM

Jun 17

erronis

(20,396 posts)

4. Dogs give their love away by their slobber. Cats give you the stare...

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Tue Jun 17, 2025, 09:08 PM

Jun 17

"Give me what I want or I'll do unspeakable things."

Might not be as bad as "eat your face", but there are other subtle actions.

3catwoman3

(26,987 posts)

5. But then they wind around your ankles...

Reply to erronis (Reply #4)

Tue Jun 17, 2025, 10:37 PM

Jun 17

…or head butt you while purring, and all is forgiven.

Figarosmom

(6,531 posts)

6. Was he drooling? Nt

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Thu Jun 19, 2025, 08:50 PM

Jun 19

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