Marriage tip.

[Duncanpup]

Your wife won’t start an argument with you if you are cleaning.


Good morning read this on twitter made me smile.

[EYESORE 9001]

1. I'll kick that one up a notch

No man has ever been stabbed in the back while doing the dishes.

[Duncanpup]

8. My dear wife would always critique how I loaded dishwasher

It gave me a complex.

[ActRaiser]

12. And here i thought

I was the only one!

[Bernardo de La Paz]

2. The best wisdom makes us smile. . . . . nt

[Duncanpup]

9. My wife was wise.

Me not so much

[rubbersole]

3. Or cooking...

...especially when garlic is involved. 🧄

[2naSalit]

4. Well...

As long as you're not breaking stuff while cleaning!

My ex, and one of the reasons he's an ex, had a philosophy about housework he didn't want to do;

"If you do a real shitty job, break a few favorite dishes, they'll stop asking you to do those chores."

That would be the one exception.

[Duncanpup]

5. I would definitely agree with you on this 2naSalit.

[2naSalit]

6. Indeed...

Any reasonable man would! And you, my friend, are a reasonable man.

[COL Mustard]

7. I can relate

A few years back, I made my teenage son help me load the dishwasher instead of just sitting on his ass. He did, but he made sure he did a lousy job of it, and after a couple of broken glasses, and a new dishwasher, I gave him other things to do instead.

[Seinan Sensei]

11. "break a few dishes"

Yeah, I heard this, too
Didn’t work
Made it worse
And, yes. She’s an -ex

[Karadeniz]

10. That just may reflect a secret of life !!!!

[Old Crank]

13. Does cleaning your guns

count???