My girlfriend walked into the bedroom this morning and told me a joke she had heard:

[generalbetrayus]

"Trump wanted to rename the Gulf of Mexico after himself but the Bay of Pigs was already taken."

Oddly enough, the Bay of Chickens is also already taken. (Blue Mesa Reservoir in western Colorado).

[The Roux Comes First]

1. The Range of Potential Name Candidates is Pretty Vast

It certainly does not include "Nobel," but besides geographic locales sonorous with his vacuity and remarkable lack of self-awareness, I'm certain the collective genius here can come up with some great options.

Landfills and hazardous waste sites, for example.

Settling ponds for municipal sewage treatment plants, not to mention septic fields.

Did someone mention the "dead zones" in the seven seas?

[BOSSHOG]

2. The No Discernible Marketable Skills Monument

Dedicated to those who “succeeded” in life for no apparent reason

[Pinback]

5. How about The Sag-Ass-O Sea? (nt)

[3catwoman3]

8. I like this one a lot.

[The Roux Comes First]

12. Yes, I Can Sail with That!

[llmart]

3. I'd like to rename the Gobi Desert after him...

as in "Gobi Dead".

[flashman13]

4. We could also have Swine Bay or Hog Heaven, or my favorite, The Porcine Palace Ball Room.

[Codifer]

6. Wasn't there a bar called "Porkey's" somewhere?

It seemed the kind of place tsf would own.

[Danascot]

13. There was

a 1981 film called Porky's with several sequals.

[Codifer]

14. hmmmm

Was that "sequels" or "squeals"?

Sorry..... too many cryptic crosswords.

[Danascot]

15. .

*snort*

[3catwoman3]

7. That's actually very good.

to her.

[NBachers]

9. It's better she walked into the bedroom and told you a joke she heard than tell you a joke she saw.

[California Kid]

10. How about President Boss Hog?

Onik Onik

[COL Mustard]

11. Dammit.

Now I want some Chicken TACOs.

[KS Toronado]

16. TY

[ToxMarz]

17. Maybe he could go with Taco Bay

Or the Gulf of Taquitos. Lots of little ones.

[Aussie105]

18. Sea of Tranquility . . .

Ask Trump to visit.

It is on the Moon.

[Wonder Why]

19. So what did your wife think of the joke?

[generalbetrayus]

20. NIIICE! That took me about 15 seconds to get!