It is to laugh - Trump dies in Israel

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It's early 2027, a group of Democrats, having won Congress in 2026, accompany Trump on a visit to Israel where he suffers a heart atteck and dies.

The undertaker tells the American Diplomats accompanying him, "You can have him shipped home for $1,000,000 or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for just $100."

The American Diplomats go into a corner to discuss for a few minutes.

They return and tell him they want Trump shipped home.

The puzzled undertaker asks,"why would you spend $1,000,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be burried here and you would spend only $100?"

The American Diplomats reply, " Long ago a man dies here, was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk."

[sheshe2]

1. I got to the last paragraph and LOL'ed.

[Cirsium]

2. Israel

Pet peeve, sorry.

[3825-87867]

7. Thanx

!

[gordianot]

3. Better solution bury the coffin in concrete.

I would take that chance.

[TomSlick]

4. With the head severed and the mouth stuffed with garlic.

A wooden stake through the heart would also be a good idea.

[yorkster]

5. Excellent.

Still laughing..

[Whyisthisstillclose]

6. It would also be a long way for many of us to go to pee on the grave

[lastlib]

9. I'd get a passport for that!

I probably couldn't get the first flight there (it'd book full before my internet connection was up...) but I'd sure shoot for the second.....

[WestMichRad]

8. Gawd I hope it doesn't take that long!

[IronLionZion]

10. Cremation, sea burial, sky burial, or otherwise destroyed completely

can't risk zombies

[ancianita]

11. ...

[chouchou]

12. Great post!

Thanks much.

[FakeNoose]

13. If they buried him in Israel, they would have to bring back proof that he's really dead

Otherwise we Americans would never believe he's dead. What could they bring back for proof?

Maybe ...

[czarjak]

14. Can't wait THAT long!

[Norrrm]

15. When he first got sick, Bibi put Trump in a Gaza hospital.

[vanessa_ca]

16. LMAO! Thank you! -eom

[boonecreek]

18. Holy Moley!

I almost had an accident reading that. And not the automotive kind.

[NNadir]

19. Laughing atheist here.

[Old Crank]

20. That's funny.

[generalbetrayus]

21. Funny!

In real life, when he dies, I hope they load him on a Navy ship and give him the Osama bin Laden special burial at sea, preferably in shark-infested waters.