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generalbetrayus

(2,061 posts)
Tue Feb 17, 2026, 12:26 PM Feb 2026

Crocs, Inc corporate headquarters lies about five miles from where I live. Thank Darwin that Orange Julius lives

much, MUCH farther away, out of my sense of smell zone.

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Crocs, Inc corporate headquarters lies about five miles from where I live. Thank Darwin that Orange Julius lives (Original Post) generalbetrayus Feb 2026 OP
Funny, but now I've gotta bleach my eyes...🤪 MiHale Feb 2026 #1
Sorry about that, MiHale! generalbetrayus Feb 2026 #2
DO NOT TRY THAT AT HOME! dickthegrouch Feb 2026 #3
Thank you for warning us against doing something that only a MAGA moron would do. generalbetrayus Feb 2026 #4
There are a few MAGA morons here! /nt dickthegrouch Feb 2026 #5

dickthegrouch

(4,736 posts)
3. DO NOT TRY THAT AT HOME!
Tue Feb 17, 2026, 12:43 PM
Feb 2026

Or anywhere else for that matter.
You could blind yourself putting Clorox in your eyes.

generalbetrayus

(2,061 posts)
4. Thank you for warning us against doing something that only a MAGA moron would do.
Tue Feb 17, 2026, 12:53 PM
Feb 2026

It was just a joking response to the previous comment about bleaching their eyes.

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