Someone threw a jar of mayonnaise at me......

[Sherman A1]

I was like, “What the Hellman?”………………………

[nebby70]

1. ya get me every time ....

... perfect way to start the day -- groaning over something other than my knee joint....

[Duncanpup]

2. My guys like the squeeze bottles of Mayo

I told them when I was your ages I had to scrape Mayo out of a jar.

[Sherman A1]

3. I recall those days

20 miles to school uphill both ways in the blinding blizzard 🥶, fighting off dinosaurs 🦖 that wanted to eat our homework 📄. They were tough times………

[mahatmakanejeeves]

4. If you find him, Duke it out with him. NT

[Sherman A1]

7. Good way to

Kraft a response………….

[femmedem]

5. Mr. Femmedem says, "The yolk was on him."

Thanks again for another good start to our morning!

[Sherman A1]

6. Ah!

A Happy Lost Penny Day!