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Football

milestogo

(17,751 posts) Thu Mar 2, 2023, 02:11 PM Mar 2023

Aaron Rodgers talks poop: MY DUMPS WERE SUPER SMOOTH!!!

Aaron Rodgers encountered plenty of issues while in isolation last week, but poopin' wasn't one of them ... the quarterback revealed Wednesday his dumps in the dark were "very, very smooth."

Apparently, that's not always the case on the four-night, no-light retreat ... because Aubrey Marcus said while with Rodgers on the latest episode of the "Aubrey Marcus Podcast," he struggled to know when it was time to finish wiping -- creating a pretty crappy situation.

But, when Rodgers opened up to Marcus about his own potty breaks -- he said he had no such problems.

"My dumps were super smooth," the quarterback said.

https://www.tmz.com/2023/03/01/aaron-rodgers-says-darkness-retreat-featured-very-very-smooth-dumps/

I thought this was satire, but there's a video.

Any takers?