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Football

BOSSHOG

(42,343 posts) Sun Feb 2, 2025, 05:16 PM Feb 2025

A couple corny jokes just for the halibut

Where do hungry football players play? In the Supper Bowl.

What did the football player say to the flight attendant? Put me in Coach.

That’s all I got!

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A couple corny jokes just for the halibut (Original Post) BOSSHOG Feb 2025 OP

Just for the halibut, some vintage Andy Griffith for a no football Sunday Brother Buzz Feb 2025 #1

There but for the crates of cod go I. twodogsbarking Feb 2025 #2

Have you heard that Godzilla has diarrhea? Morbius Feb 2025 #3

Brother Buzz

(38,385 posts)

1. Just for the halibut, some vintage Andy Griffith for a no football Sunday

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Sun Feb 2, 2025, 05:34 PM

Feb 2025

twodogsbarking

(13,648 posts)

2. There but for the crates of cod go I.

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Sun Feb 2, 2025, 06:26 PM

Feb 2025

Morbius

(477 posts)

3. Have you heard that Godzilla has diarrhea?

Reply to BOSSHOG (Original post)

Sun Feb 2, 2025, 09:01 PM

Feb 2025

No? It's all over town!

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