Welcome to DU! The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards. Join the community: Create a free account Support DU (and get rid of ads!): Become a Star Member Latest Breaking News Editorials & Other Articles General Discussion The DU Lounge All Forums Issue Forums Culture Forums Alliance Forums Region Forums Support Forums Help & Search

T_i_B

(14,800 posts)
Mon Jul 13, 2015, 06:01 AM Jul 2015

Raheem Sterling agrees to Greek bailout

http://newsthump.com/2015/07/13/raheem-sterling-agrees-to-greek-bailout/

Judas striker Raheem Sterling will donate a fraction of his salary to prevent a Grexit, according to reports.

The player, whose name just happens to coincide with that of a popular currency, agreed the initial terms of a bailout in late night talks with Angela Merkel and Alexis Tsipras.

Hopes of a deal were fading fast when a noticeably-tired Sterling remarked that the sum of money owed by Greece was less than what he keeps in his current account.

Money from Sterling’s first pay Man City pay packet is expected to arrive at Greek cashpoints around lunchtime today, after the finance-savvy wunderkind used a currency broker to ensure a favourable rate of exchange.
Latest Discussions»Culture Forums»Soccer/Football»Raheem Sterling agrees to...