Priest bites woman after dispute about a handful of crackers

[Major Nikon]

As a bonus, it’s also a Florida Man story

Florida priest accused of biting woman during dispute over Communion bread

CNN
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A Florida priest is accused of biting a woman while giving out Communion during a Mass in St. Cloud in an alleged “attempt to defend the Communion bread,” according to the charging affidavit in the case.

The priest, identified as Father Fidel Rodriguez, initially refused to give the woman Communion bread on May 19 and told her “she did not do the prior steps necessary” to receive the bread when he encountered her at a Mass held earlier that day at St. Thomas Aquinas Catholic Church, according to police.

A statement provided by the Diocese of Orlando states Rodriguez gave the woman a blessing at the 10 a.m. Mass and “advised her to receive the Sacrament of Penance (Confession) before coming back to receive Holy Communion (Eucharist).”

https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/24/us/st-cloud-fl-priest-communion-dispute/index.html

[EarnestPutz]

1. "Crackers"? Come on. A little respect, please.

[spike jones]

3. The church could increase membership by using Cheez*it crackers.

Better yet. Chocolate Jesus.

[Major Nikon]

4. Jesus crackers

Oh wait, that sounds even worse.

[magicarpet]

2. Well,... at least he did not bite the arteries on the side of her neck.