Are Jews aliens?

[Mosby]

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[OAITW r.2.0]

1. She sounds Russian. nt

[appalachiablue]

2. Speechless, that was insane

[GreenWave]

3. So oil companies by terror forming Earth II

are space aliens?

Typo was intentional.

[dflprincess]

4. Has anyone asked her where Jesus fits into her theory?

Hoping her head would explode if she had to explain him.

[PJMcK]

5. Who isn't? (n/t)

[gay texan]

6. Even as an athiest

That's pretty wack....

[getagrip_already]

7. So that's how they got the space lasers?

I wondered where those came from.

Makes perfect sense now.

[Beastly Boy]

8. Damn! For the past 375 years I've been laying low, happily grinding humans into pharmaceuticals,

minding my own business... and now this! What's a Jew to do?

Should I ignore her, mock her for being a fucking nutcase, and hope nobody pays attention to her?

Or should I quit while I am ahead, assume my alien form again, get my ass out of here and try my luck back on Arrakis? I stashed enough human pharma dust to open a small bagel shop there...

What do you think?

[ret5hd]

9. Despite your human-grinding tendencies...

can I go with you if you decide to leave?

[Beastly Boy]

12. Do you have any experience making bagels?

[slightlv]

10. They've been saying the same thing about those of us

with rh 0- blood type for decades, too! Always knew I was a little weird... (lol)

[thatcrowwoman]

11. That's us. Strangers in a strange land. Wandering Jews.✡️🛸👽✡️

Oy!
Curses, foiled again!

Signed, thatcommandercrowwoman,
Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps, Mazel Tough.
✡️👽🛸✡️