Oh, I was tempted ... so tempted - Harmonized H2O

[intaglio]

I really really wanted to post in the AS and AH group but my conscience got the better of me

Found this link to the ToryTelegraph Could this be the first drinkable sunscreen? an article about a product of Osmosis Skincare hedged with a figleaf warning from the British Skin Foundation.

Osmosis Skincare produce a three products called Harmonised H₂O. Two are a UV Neutralizers one of which allows you to tan and the other is Natural Defense to maintain good health.

From their Product Information Page

What is Harmonized Water
Harmonized water is a combination of waters that contain different vibrational frequencies. Unlike structured water, which addresses the tendency of water molecules to cluster together, harmonized water describes the frequencies that water carries in its proton/electron outer shell. Water has the ability to carry “frequency messages” for extended periods of time and we have found that some of these messages harmonize internal imbalances in our body.

How do frequencies affect the body?
The reality is that every cell in your body (and everything in nature) has its own unique frequency, very much like a fingerprint. Your body functions by communicating messages through this energetic pathway. It seems odd to think that an antibiotic or an herbal supplement likely function by emanating their “frequency essence” rather than actually mechanically “unlocking a receptor”, but that is likely the case. That would explain what has never been explained; how do small amounts of herbs/drugs magically find their way to “the problem area” in our body after ingestion? It is the equivalent of dropping a blind/deaf/mute person in the middle of New York and asking them to find an address….and yet they do! Just as a tuning fork makes specific substances vibrate, frequencies only impact other frequencies in that spectrum.

Can it be harmful?
In theory, harmful frequencies, taken over extended time, could help promote disharmony in the body. We do not use harmful frequencies. In contrast, frequencies that are not harmful but are also not beneficial to a specific person’s disharmonies, are likely ignored by the body. Evidence of this is seen with homeopathy.

They also have a (very long) list of medications which damage the ability of Harmonized H₂O to protect you. Sun Sensitizing Medications. These include such terrible chemicals such as gold, riboflavin (vitamin B2), estrogen compounds, oral contraceptives, all common pain killers vitamin A and (the current woo-merchant's bad boy) Thimerosal. So I would that if anyone complains the company will ask if the complainant has ever been vaccinated.

[Warpy]

1. You'll get a song and dance about how vaccinations were forced on them

when they were too young to resist and that they've suffered mental damage and emotional anguish from them ever since. Really.

While I agree that something seems to have damaged them, vaccinations are at the bottom of a very, very long list of suspects.

[intaglio]

2. You're forgetting

Their Chi was permanently unbalanced, their Meridians tangled and, my dear, have you seen the state of their Chakras

[DavidDvorkin]

4. I think the "Can it be harmful?" section is the best

But it's hard to choose.

[intaglio]

6. Did you bother even looking at the posting list for this board?

No.

[DetlefK]

7. I wonder if they can tell harmonized water from tap-water.