No, Wayfair's Industrial Storage Units Do Not Come With Bonus Mole Children
This all started yesterday, when Reddit user PrincessPeach1987 posted a query to r/conspiracy wondering if it were possible that some very expensive storage units on Wayfair were a cover for a child trafficking operation. Just a normal question anyone would ask!
Since then, this stupid question by a random person on Reddit has morphed into an absolute fact for the tin foil hat brigade on Twitter, and like any good game of telephone it has taken on a life and mythology of its own. One which somehow involves actor Tom Hanks, because sure, why not.
The "evidence" here is that the storage cabinets by WFX Utility are very expensive, up to $15,000, and their product names are all female names. And yes, for most people that would be very flimsy evidence or more accurately, absolutely zero evidence of anything. But these are internet conspiracy people and they'll believe pretty much anything.
Several of the believers even went so far as to look up whether or not girls with the same names as these cabinets lined up with girls who were missing. And because there really are so many children who go missing every year, they had some luck. Except one of the girls they believed was in one of these storage cabinets was no longer "missing." The very surprised girl did a video (not from a Wayfair storage unit) expressing her displeasure at a bunch of strangers on the internet claiming she was a part of a sex trafficking ring.
https://www.wonkette.com/no-wayfairs-industrial-storage-units-do-not-come-with-bonus-mole-children
And then the morons got offended that their reason, fact and empathy-free musings on kidnapped children were not well received by an actual former missing child. To the extent of musing if she's a clone.
The introduction of Tom Hanks into the madness is, by comparison, funny.