"I Need An Assault Rifle Because..."

[villager]

[Progressive dog]

1. What about The NRA says I can

Cool post

[mercymechap]

2. When Obama's army with its bazookas, mortars, tanks and drones

comes to confiscate my guns, I'll be ready for them!

[shedevil69taz]

5. Which Army would you be referring to?

If its the one I've been serving for the last 13 years I can tell you there will be a severe lack of cooperation if that order came down.

[markboxer]

6. Why a lack?

If the president says go and do it then they should go and do it

[mercymechap]

8. Talk is cheap -

I guess some have forgotten the oaths they made?

[chilek9]

9. You mean the one that says...

"and protect and defend the Constitution against all enemies; foreign and domestic..."
That one?

[mercymechap]

10. Yeah, the one that says

and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God.

Not the orders of some whackos who think they can interpret the Constitution better than the rest of the country.

[mercymechap]

7. Yeah, sure,

you're going to defect?

[SDjack]

3. ... because I need another hole in my head. nt

[Hoyt]

4. That's good.

There is a gun store in my state that does YouTube ads about guns that are good for the Zombie Apocalypse. "Zombies" is their code word for old video ads that displayed the owners' suggestions for guns that are good for defending against "brown people that walk across your lawn" and similar crud. Ironically these bigots' store is on the "Old Dixie Highway."