A primer for the children of gun nuts who’ll be lucky to see their tenth birthday

[mwrguy]

Some humor from the Raw Story:

As you may be aware, the co-founders of Michigan Open Carry were lovely enough people to produce a children’s book entitled, My Parents Open Carry, for children unlucky enough to have been raised by Heather’s two mommies.

...

Since I’m all about kids and not so much about guns, I thought I would return the favor and provide the children living with shame of having ammosexuals for parents with a simple and educational primer; letting them know what mommy and daddy have in store for them since there is only one 2nd Amendment, but you can always have another kid.

...

M is for manslaughter, it was all a mistake
N is for NRA, your money they’ll take
O is for ‘open-carry,’ my dad’s got a dick!
P is for pistol, you draw it real quick

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/08/04/a-primer-for-the-children-of-gun-nuts-wholl-be-lucky-to-see-their-tenth-birthday/?onswipe_redirect=never

[rock]

1. Very good!

"O is for ‘open-carry,’ my dad’s got a dick!"

The gun-nuts that open-carry wonder where we get this idea of ammosexualism, but when they go to a nude beach we know what they'll wear!

[mikeysnot]

2. Another Darwin award winner

http://www.chicagotribune.com/suburbs/evanston-skokie-morton-grove/chi-evanston-shotgun-death-20140804-story.html

An Evanston man died after he accidentally shot himself with his shotgun while "showing it off" to friends, authorities said.

[rock]

3. "It's empty"

Last edited Mon Aug 4, 2014, 04:53 PM - Edit history (1)

He meant his head.

[mwrguy]

5. That's literally true now

If only metaphorically before.

[CTyankee]

4. Let me guess: the guy had been drinking...