WATCH: Trump claims building White House ballroom is necessary for 'the safety of the president' - PBS NewsHour

[Rhiannon12866]

March 31, 2026.

[erronis]

1. Must I watch? I have heartburn, diarrhea, projectile vomitting, and complete irreversible antifa syndrome

I don't even want a transcript that includes one word that he spewed.

I'd actually prefer a 10 word synopsis. Even AI generated! There can't be more than 10 words that make sense that he hasn't already said hundreds of times before.

Think of all the electrons and sound waves that could be saved by zipping this guy's lip flapping into a 5 second grunt.

[Rhiannon12866]

2. I apologize that this one didn't include a synopsis.

I usually write one myself if none is provided, but I thought this one was self-explanatory.

[littlemissmartypants]

3. Why can't we build him a padded room instead?

It would be less expensive, we can make it white and he'll be plenty safe locked inside.

Any objections?

[Rhiannon12866]

4. None from me! I'd sure feel safer...

[They_Live]

5. He's totally nuts!

and high as a kite.

[Rhiannon12866]

6. He's obviously way, way, way out of his depth - shows what happens when there's no one competent to advise him

Not that he'd listen anyway.