Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 3/31/2025

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MAGA Becomes TIT | Why Trump Wants A Third Term | J.D.'s Stupid Greenland Trip

"Trust in Trump" is the administration's response to concern about the president's tariffs, Donald Trump admitted he is looking at ways to remain in office past the end of his second term, and VP J.D. Vance let loose a curse word upon arriving at a U.S. military base in Greenland.





"Why Do We Need To Eat?" - Stephen Answers Real Questions From Real Kids

Kids. You would have gotten away with it if not for their meddling. Special thanks to the Mayor of Flavortown, Guy Fieri, for helping Stephen answer these real questions from real kids!

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A Liberation Carol

Liberation Day is upon us, but the details are still vague.